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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:15

Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Scientists Are Getting Closer to Finding Evidence of the Fifth Force - Yahoo
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Meta's CTO says OpenAI's Sam Altman countered Meta's massive AI signing bonuses - Business Insider
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
What are the latest interior design trends in 2025?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
How does red light therapy affect eyes?
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Heavily shorted AI stock is rapidly climbing the Fortune 500 - TheStreet
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
6 Foods You Should Be Eating for Bone Health, According to Dietitians - Yahoo
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
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Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Feeling antsy in your legs at bedtime? This condition may be to blame - CNN
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Loons and Moons